e premte, 15 qershor 2007

missing: CREAM

Last seen walking hand in hand (June 11, 2007) with Eric Bader thru Portland on their way to the Drag Strip Riot reunion show.If you have any information regarding this bitch and her sweet tits please contact us at: iamartblahg@gmail.com




7 komente:

  1. me: sup lady
    12:00 PM sara: not much
    nursing myself
    how are you
    me: i heard they're lookin fer ya
    nursing yourself...
    sara: they've send out the hounds
    yes
    i drank too much
    12:01 PM me: i thought you said V8 and lomein would cure a hangover
    12:02 PM sara: and little weed
    def
    i;m at work though
    me: hmmmm
    sara: i may get lomein for lunch at 3
    although i think i want fried chicken
    me: i heard trying to count the hairs on your head is a good hangover cure
    country fried fry meat
    mmmm
    sara: mmmm
    me: someone stole our ghostface poster
    12:03 PM from our door
    sara: that's unfortunate
    me: i think so
    i could understand the other side though
    that's always my problem
    12:04 PM sara: http://cgi.ebay.com/GFK-GHOSTFACE-KILLAH-BULLETPROOF-WALL-POSTER_W0QQitemZ190122169641QQihZ009QQcategoryZ2312QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
    12:05 PM me: nice!
    we're all very excited
    sara: http://cgi.ebay.com/Ghostface-Killah-Poster-Signed-and-Numbered-by-Artist_W0QQitemZ250130292812QQihZ015QQcategoryZ28009QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
    that one is kind of arty
    i think i like the real one better
    12:06 PM me: that one would make a good tattoo
    12:07 PM sara: if i got a ghostface tattoo it would have to involve the avenging eagle
    12:08 PM me: that would be sweet
    there's this guy here who'll do a tattoo in my apartment and i can't think of anything to get
    like really
    i can think of tons of things to joke get

    PërgjigjuFshije
  2. sara: i'm way too fickle and indecisive for tattoos
    i don't understand how people settle on then
    them
    me: all my ones i was underage
    now that i've reached adulthood it's very hard to be so whimsical
    about permanency

    PërgjigjuFshije
  3. i'm posting this as we go
    it's fun
    no pressure
    i know you're at work
    i'm going to go try to start my shitty day now knowing full well it's all pms and inefficacy from here on out
    i have a resume to procrastinate about, after all
    sara: i have to take a nap
    me: won't that be difficult at work?
    what with all the pervs and all
    sara: we have a couch
    they can cuddle with me
    me: ooh, you could be a live model
    (usually models are what we in the biz call 'the undead')
    might be a bad idea?
    ahhh!
    sara: are you calling me undead?
    me: gmail is suggesting ghostface sites to me! creeeeptastic
    get out of my head!
    no no not you
    look on the right of your gmail screen...is ghostface there?
    i mean not actually ghostface but links to ghostface?
    sara: i dont have any suggested links today
    me: why me? i hate it
    sara: oh wait
    there they are
    i had to open a message
    me: creepsville, right?
    sara: mine is all yoga shit
    which is weird
    i don't think i've been looking up toga
    yoga
    me: pad thai tattoo removal vector art and asian tableware
    they know too much!
    THEY KNOW TOO MUCH
    sara: there's one for "thai fisherman pants"
    i must click that link
    me: heeehee
    i want fish pants
    sara: eh. nothing special

    PërgjigjuFshije
  4. me: crap, i ...did something
    sara: i didn't do anything
    me: okay.
    fishpants suck?
    sara: they are just, like, pilates instructor pants
    http://www.greatmassageva.com/products.htm?gclid=CLrz5brt3owCFRDaYgodykMQ7w
    me: they don't look so hot, disemobodied like that
    i kind of feel like they're attacking me
    attack of the fishpants
    like
    sara: i like the sound of that
    me: maybe i should get that kevin tattoo
    on my ass
    one cheek 'kev' other cheek 'in'
    in old-english/straight edge font
    sara: you should just have him sign you ass cheek and then get that tattood on
    me: haha!
    sara: like a cabbage patch doll
    me: nothin says sexy joke like cabbage patch references
    i'm down!
    i'm not sure if kev will get it, but you'll know and i'll know.
    and denise will find out
    sara: denise always finds out
    me: wifey hires private dicks to keep tabs on my ass
    literally my ass.
    just my ass.
    sara: i need a private dick
    me: wow. that whole thing was ...too much.
    i'll be your private dancer
    dancer for money
    i'll do what you want me to do
    kevin and i are considering getting our p.i. licenses when we move to l.a.

    PërgjigjuFshije
  5. sara: just like china town
    which is one word i think
    she's my sister. she's my daughter. she's my sister, she's my daughter
    me: i fell asleep to that movie the other day! i loved it!
    it will be just exactly like chinatown

    PërgjigjuFshije
  6. i can't believe you two. and right where i would see, too.

    PërgjigjuFshije