BWM

can i get a "fuck yeah" for cadbury mini eggs? i think that they're made out of cocoa and magic and 2% or less of cornstarch, ...

(this is also on myspace bloggie, but hey, no one uses myspace anymore anyhow) To me From me this valentine's day i went to my parents...

Last night i punched some dude on the dancefloor because i thought he pulled my bra strap but here it was my friend who did it. i apologized...

but were back (juelz santana utoh) actually i fell off, BWMx2 held things down. 09 is that year. fuck mad bitches.

So I go in the bathroom at work today and there's some cleaning girl in the first stall so i go in the second and there's no toilet ...

i have days off. several days off. 1,2...4 days off per week. I am finding that having concentrated free time is overwhelming. I find my...

WHOA BUDDY... whoa. no. nononono.

it's time to show those evil spuds what's what. -c

Debbie Harry was 31 when Blondie formed. Thank you Popup Videos! You have given me hope for the fortune and fame that I had previously give...

I have been very, very busy filling out a detailed post-visit survey about Colonial Williamsburg, writing to Frito-Lay about the deading of ...

How the fuck did we get listed on this? Zero fans, so gay. Also, I think I have a texting problem. It's barely noon and since the begi...

We all have (i think) thrilling visions of our future selves. Mine usually involves me sitting on the porch of my sometimes cabin sometimes...

* In 1999, during a blockbuster 'Hard Knock Life' tour stop in Denver, a warrant for his arrest was issued in connection with an unp...

I've been watching clips from Burt Sugarman's Midnight Special a lot the past couple days (yeah i still love old concert videos) and...

Danny. his license got suspended a while ago and since then he has been renting cars pretty steadily from Enterprise. just the fact that he ...

i would live in a tree, inside its trunk. i saw a squirrel jump into a trashcan and leap out, scrambling, with one french fry. i also have ...

i wrote this email to cooper, i have forgotten what the hell i was talking about. i think it was a cry for help. i wouldn't lick the ti...