Kevin is. Kevin lives.

kevin's birthday is july 3rd, which is todayish.

kevin, you're a darn fine fellow. so "eat some steak, have some chicken, but don't write that book". he's pretty much my favorite person on the planet. like i love kevin even more than randy newman.

tonight we're going to a meat restaurant at kevin's request. for his special birthday, kevin is giving himself the gift of alienating all of his vegetarian friends.


oh, kevin, i love you madly, i would never skin you and wear you, happy birthday bunny!
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update: i fried bacon all morning so kevin would have good dreams and wake up happy, folded his undies and put a long stem rose on them. and got him some blue flowers (because he's a boy, duh). and some daisies, because they're slutty.
tonight's gonna be insane.