Oops

Last night i punched some dude on the dancefloor because i thought he pulled my bra strap but here it was my friend who did it. i apologized but he seemed kinda into the punch and was trying to grind up on me after that. it's weird that after that i kinda had several dudes trying to grind up on me at the same time, did they want to get punched? I don't get it.

Sure we fell off

but were back
(juelz santana utoh)
actually i fell off, BWMx2 held things down.
09 is that year. fuck mad bitches.

Peek-a-boo crotch

So I go in the bathroom at work today and there's some cleaning girl in the first stall so i go in the second and there's no toilet seat covers so that's not happening so I hit up the 3rd toilet and everything is cool, um no. So I'm pulling my pants down and all of a sudden the cleaning girl removes the panel to change the tp (which connects my stall to that stall) in the stall next to me leaving my naked privates that were about to sit down with me, framed around the square. Her hand was about a foot away from my crotch, like my crotch was def the first thing she saw when she removed the panel, wtf? She didn't even quick put the panel back, she just did her thing and changed that roll of TP so I had to run away pulling my pants up to the corner of the stall. Then she yells over "You got any toilet seat covers over there??"
The worst.
Happy Fucking New Year BWM09