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why are these advertisers addressing spanish speakers as if they were retarded, in their own language? perhaps it is for the anglophones (<----pun!!!!!!!!), like okay you probably want to call mexico, you jerks, so here's a big fat (quite realistic) picture of a quarter, so you aren't all like "how many pesos will i need to use on this american payphone i haven't bothered with since cell phones went celeb but which probably won't be able to call mexico cuz i'm stupid", and we'll use the number 1, we won't write that shit out for you, uno is just a game to ya'll, and i guess you can handle the word minuto, but just in case we'll make the whole thing incredibly bright, let's say flourescent yellow, we'll put it directly on the fucking receiver in case you have any more doubts in your mind about what we're talking about here, and we won't confuse you with the million exclamation points we originally drafted (whose moxie we were quite proud of let me tell you), because we think uno is enough. enough to attract you to the thrills of spending your hard earned american jerk quarter, quietly depreciating in value as we speak, on a one minute phone call to mexico while it's still such a bargain because it's the little things, d and cream and all involved, it's the little things in life that truly count.
sincerely,
join our side, it's really loud, mexico.
this photo is of the best date ever. prank phone calls and house of pies.
"The Little Things and the Longest Sentences"
by dr. honey homunculus and her orchestra