but check out this ridiculous waste of money that's parked outside my window. the picture isn't really doing it justice, but it's hyper new and shiny and totally tripped out maaaan. are those rainbow flames painted on the seat? why yes they are. is that flame tread on those epic tires? i do believe it is. of course there's a little added flame air brushed on the front fender, because this bike is so flaming. i think i'm going to go steal the skull air valve caps and wear them on a necklace, you know like kids used to do with Benze hood ornaments back in the day. fuck, i'm crabby today. it serves me right for staying up will 4am getting fashion models to blow coke up my asshole because i think i'm stevie nicks, no, i fucking AM stevie nicks... except without a band, or a pretty voice, or money, or fans. i'm just a girl who's got a friend with a straw and a 'fuck all' attitude. seriously though, that bike has got to cost like 6 times what mine does. this person needs to be sterilized.
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it's such a cop out to draw flames instead of wind. i mean anyone can draw flames, they're easy to draw. but think about what it would really mean if your bike was on fire. i just...i just hate that metaphor.
love, allison
here's an idea, just plant some of that stevie nicks white in the seat, and anonymously call the portland police, if they even have any, and give a tip.
thats my bike
i thought that your bike was similar to that one, but it had golden handlebar streamers and a crazy clown air brushed on the frame.
-creamy
no, no with kevin, it's not clowns what matter so much, but woodgrain.
-allison
this post just made me miss king shit.
-stun
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