End of the night at a party:
(Keith looking real bent)
keith: hey stunner!!!
me: yo keith do u need a ride home man im taking jp home anyway.
keith: i have my car outside, hey do you know who i came here with?
me: um no, this is the first im seeing you all night but come with us we'll help you.
so we walk outside to wear marie is laying on the ground making these loud "AYE YAYE YAYE YAYE" noises so we get her a ride home and me and jp aredriving Keith around to find his car.
Keith: i def parked on cobblestones. Are you sure you don't rememeber who i came here with?!?!
Me: No but Keith this is the only cobblestones around and I don't see your car
(so we drive around for about 15 minutes)
Keith: Curve i came with Curve!!!
Me: How about i just take you home and you'll find your car in the morning you shouldnt drive. so i drop keith off and hear from him after that his car was parked outside of his house, he never drove anywhere. hahahahha keith i love you happy birthday!!!!!
aka: denise huxtable (deluxe burger)