notes from above ground

Shawn: hey you

13 minutes

12:06 PM me: aw. hi

i didn't see you

5 minutes

12:14 PM Shawn: denise makes the best posts ever

they are really funny

me: they're so her

Shawn: i need to get my mind out of the doldrums so

me: am i getting replaced?

Shawn:

12:15 PM being single sucks

Shawn: i'm already tired of masturbating only and its only been like, since tuesday

me:

you just have to embrace it

and try to not catch anything

12:17 PM Shawn: yea

12:18 PM

like, girls like us

we are nothing

me: i know

Shawn: there are all these foreigners

me: you'd be surprised

12:20 PM Shawn: yea

me:

i'm a toad

12:24 PM Shawn: i've decidedd that its a stress i'm willing to deal with

12:28 PM me: how come your face has changed so much

what's your secret?

Shawn: i don't know

12:29 PM me: YES YOU DO

don't hold out on me

Shawn:

we are mutable

mutants

12:31 PM me:

my face hasn't changed since i was 4

12:32 PM Shawn: you aren't a mutant.

like serge gainsborg

bourg

12:34 PM me: character

12:41 PM Shawn: oh

oh well

well well well

me: you should have followed your gut

Shawn: my apetite is sort of back but, i'm unattracted to most food

appetite

Shawn: my apetit is back

me: you have ape tits?

Shawn: yea, now i do

sag

12:54 PM but just the one

the one apetit

12:56 PM Shawn: ha

its unfortunate that i'm sort of like a standup comic

12:58 PM me: let's post this chat

it's nothing special

but it's honest

Shawn: ok

yea

i'm down

12:59 PM me: are you going back and re-reading it right now?

i know you are

1:00 PM Shawn: haah

haha, yes

1:03 PM me: well, you got a lot more personal than me in this, so it's up to you

Shawn: i don't really care

who reads it?

me: i don't know

1:04 PM there are some annon comments that are most likely from stunner, but who knows

and maybe a few message board people?

and kevin

hi kevin

1:07 PM Shawn: sup kev

yea, post it