things people tell me

i was walking up classon, towards myrtle, today, when one of those motorized bicycle scooters passed me by. then, another one. but, they weren't together. they were followed by a guy on a bmx who turned to me, as he was cruising by, and said, "and i still gotta pedal!"

on sunday my friend melanie brought a funny book to the park for us to read: why men love bitches. then, tonight, my exboyfriend called me, just wanting to talk so we could be friends. he said, "you are the sweetest girl i've ever dated." it was the worst thing anyone's ever told me.