I love you Nicole Richie.

From: Nicole Richie
Subject: Masha and Nicole’s Memorial Day Party
Date: Thu 24 May 2007 04:29:29

My fellow Americans its that time of year To celebrate our country by drinking massive amounts of beer Let’s stand together as one, live the American dream Take shots, pass out, & wake up with our pants ripped open at the seems Let’s glorify this day in your sluttiest tops and your tightest pair of tsubi jeans Even though we have no fucking clue what Memorial Day really means!!

Mashas HouseSunday May 28th, at 2pm

Crest CourtBeverly Hills, Ca 90210

There will be a scale at the front door. No girls over 100 pounds allowed in. Start starving yourself now. See you all then!!! Please make sure to RSVP as this is a large party and we need to keep track of who’s coming. Thanks Nicole