the wonderful thing about hipsters

the wonderful thing about hipsters
is hipsters are wonderful things.
they look like one another yet
their style is made out of springs,
they're bouncy trouncy flouncy pouncy
fun fun fun fun fun!
but the most wonderful thing about hipsters
is i'm the only one,
yes i'm
the only one.

Ev'ryone el-us is jealous
That's why I repeat

We're jumpy, bumpy, clumpy, thumpy
Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun!
but the most wonderful thing about wonder-cluster scarf dancers is
we're the only ones.

yes we're the only ones!

--lyrical adaptation of 'the wonderful thing about tiggers', dedicated to all my bitches, rub your titties if you love big pooh bear.
or "the politics of exclusion: love and radical plagiarism in low-income households" by Dr. Honey Pedestrian, Phd

happy birthday nisey and creamer

additional disclaimer: we're not the only ones. if you were offended by reading this, you're probably included in the scarf dancer's union.