so keith handsome is one of the best people in the world. period. and it's his birthday today, apparently. i learned this when i tried to send him a joke text message 'happy birthday' because, you see, it's the other keith's birthday today. the plot thickened when he wrote back 'tanks lady'.
the story i have to tell concerns not the first time i met handsome, which was probably hilarious but i don't really remember it, so instead i will blog about the first time i met Steakhouse, keith's drunken alter ego.
we were in a cab, going home after a rowdy evening that was getting out of hand, and handsome, sorry, steakhouse, rolls his window down. well of course i think he's gonna puke but instead he yells at some sweet old lady, "I wouldn't fuck you if my dick was on fire!".
oh, handsome. happy birthday beautiful!
-dr. honey
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i met a guy named Beef once. around sixteenth and wharton. any relation?
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lord beef wellington
I love keith handsome bc he loves the game of c-lo.next sat c-lo tourney. happybday keith! Anne is hot!!! D.hux Xo
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