trees have them. and trees are awesome.
although...
trees have more vaginal qualities than phallic....i mean well redwoods anyway. still i loved this gnarled tree spirit dick for its novelty of form, so much so that i shouted at kevin, "yo! get a picture of me jerking off this treeeeee!" right in front of all the summer tourists at muir woods (where the ewoks were filmed). i didn't even care about their stunned faces because i was gonna get me some drus cock.
i'm making myself sick, goodnight.
-dr. honey,
more than a tree hugger
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there is a tree in the park by my house that has a huge gaping vagina. well, i guess it's just a huge gaping nothing bordered by bark but in any case it looks like a vagina. so when you want to meet someone in the park you say "meetcha by the vagina tree." no explanation necessary. we should maybe get these trees together. or maybe they could just talk to each other on the intreenet. YEAH I SAID IT
look how hot my wife is.
can we focus on that please.
d.hux
next time you go to the vag tree, take a picture. let's set this up!
i'd like to see them near each other at least. take a core sample, let's see if they're ech hehm age appropriate for one another, jim. oh denise wife, you make me giggly.
i will do that. and we should make fake craigslist missed connections posts by the trees looking for each other so they can have some semblance of a normal modern romance. it's the nineties!!
it's so the nineties, charlie.
haha oh wow that tree is well endowed.
-mr. luck
rather.
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