e premte, 15 qershor 2007

missing: CREAM

Last seen walking hand in hand (June 11, 2007) with Eric Bader thru Portland on their way to the Drag Strip Riot reunion show.If you have any information regarding this bitch and her sweet tits please contact us at: iamartblahg@gmail.com




7 komente:

Arcade Coalminerson tha...

u better post something, creamish.

Arcade Coalminerson tha...

me: sup lady
12:00 PM sara: not much
nursing myself
how are you
me: i heard they're lookin fer ya
nursing yourself...
sara: they've send out the hounds
yes
i drank too much
12:01 PM me: i thought you said V8 and lomein would cure a hangover
12:02 PM sara: and little weed
def
i;m at work though
me: hmmmm
sara: i may get lomein for lunch at 3
although i think i want fried chicken
me: i heard trying to count the hairs on your head is a good hangover cure
country fried fry meat
mmmm
sara: mmmm
me: someone stole our ghostface poster
12:03 PM from our door
sara: that's unfortunate
me: i think so
i could understand the other side though
that's always my problem
12:04 PM sara: http://cgi.ebay.com/GFK-GHOSTFACE-KILLAH-BULLETPROOF-WALL-POSTER_W0QQitemZ190122169641QQihZ009QQcategoryZ2312QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
12:05 PM me: nice!
we're all very excited
sara: http://cgi.ebay.com/Ghostface-Killah-Poster-Signed-and-Numbered-by-Artist_W0QQitemZ250130292812QQihZ015QQcategoryZ28009QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
that one is kind of arty
i think i like the real one better
12:06 PM me: that one would make a good tattoo
12:07 PM sara: if i got a ghostface tattoo it would have to involve the avenging eagle
12:08 PM me: that would be sweet
there's this guy here who'll do a tattoo in my apartment and i can't think of anything to get
like really
i can think of tons of things to joke get

Arcade Coalminerson tha...

sara: i'm way too fickle and indecisive for tattoos
i don't understand how people settle on then
them
me: all my ones i was underage
now that i've reached adulthood it's very hard to be so whimsical
about permanency

Arcade Coalminerson tha...

i'm posting this as we go
it's fun
no pressure
i know you're at work
i'm going to go try to start my shitty day now knowing full well it's all pms and inefficacy from here on out
i have a resume to procrastinate about, after all
sara: i have to take a nap
me: won't that be difficult at work?
what with all the pervs and all
sara: we have a couch
they can cuddle with me
me: ooh, you could be a live model
(usually models are what we in the biz call 'the undead')
might be a bad idea?
ahhh!
sara: are you calling me undead?
me: gmail is suggesting ghostface sites to me! creeeeptastic
get out of my head!
no no not you
look on the right of your gmail screen...is ghostface there?
i mean not actually ghostface but links to ghostface?
sara: i dont have any suggested links today
me: why me? i hate it
sara: oh wait
there they are
i had to open a message
me: creepsville, right?
sara: mine is all yoga shit
which is weird
i don't think i've been looking up toga
yoga
me: pad thai tattoo removal vector art and asian tableware
they know too much!
THEY KNOW TOO MUCH
sara: there's one for "thai fisherman pants"
i must click that link
me: heeehee
i want fish pants
sara: eh. nothing special

Arcade Coalminerson tha...

me: crap, i ...did something
sara: i didn't do anything
me: okay.
fishpants suck?
sara: they are just, like, pilates instructor pants
http://www.greatmassageva.com/products.htm?gclid=CLrz5brt3owCFRDaYgodykMQ7w
me: they don't look so hot, disemobodied like that
i kind of feel like they're attacking me
attack of the fishpants
like
sara: i like the sound of that
me: maybe i should get that kevin tattoo
on my ass
one cheek 'kev' other cheek 'in'
in old-english/straight edge font
sara: you should just have him sign you ass cheek and then get that tattood on
me: haha!
sara: like a cabbage patch doll
me: nothin says sexy joke like cabbage patch references
i'm down!
i'm not sure if kev will get it, but you'll know and i'll know.
and denise will find out
sara: denise always finds out
me: wifey hires private dicks to keep tabs on my ass
literally my ass.
just my ass.
sara: i need a private dick
me: wow. that whole thing was ...too much.
i'll be your private dancer
dancer for money
i'll do what you want me to do
kevin and i are considering getting our p.i. licenses when we move to l.a.

Arcade Coalminerson tha...

sara: just like china town
which is one word i think
she's my sister. she's my daughter. she's my sister, she's my daughter
me: i fell asleep to that movie the other day! i loved it!
it will be just exactly like chinatown

Unknown tha...

i can't believe you two. and right where i would see, too.