STUNNER! i miss groping you. i was sitting here trying to think of some great story about some time we did something fun or funny or wild but looking back i mostly get a montage of me drunkenly pawing you. yes, it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside, and a little funny, you know, down there. like the first time we met in that hotel room and we were just screaming each other's name and humping each other on that bed with 18 other people sitting on it acting all disturbed because we were spilling their sparks or whatever. that party was boring, but you made it great. that seems to happen a lot. this is hard to write because you're pretty much my favorite person who i never actually hang out with, so on the rare occasion that i see you i'm always too busy being excited to see you and there's never time to make any crazy memories (and sitting here reminiscing about salt is pretty much gay as shit), so ok. i'm just going to say happy birthday and i love you and i miss you and just because i live out here doesn't mean you have to stop sending me random text messages and i expect everyone else to take it from here.
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stunnerpants in the best. there's not a truer person around. sure, she has problems, but they're all external to her, as in caused by ridiculous others or furniture she has to pay off or soap operas that she watches. remember our dates at N. 3rd? and how you slept next to kevin's bareass at our going-away party? and how you loved my scarf and i loved tree? how you started this blog so we could all stay linked up? and no one tells a story like a denise story. it's too bad we got real tight moments before i moved away. but all that aside, i just wanted to say : go denise, it's your birthday, go denise, it's your birthday.
p.s. that picture? hubba hubba.
happy birthday stun
denise is like tboz. no iller. happy birthday, woman.
man i love you bitches so much man and its true it does suck that none of us are in the same place right now and its def felt like something was missing when you 3 and april arent around bc i wanna see you guys all the time. seriously i love my friends more than anything and this just says why, you guys are amazing and really do love me. thanks so much for all of the bday calls, it made my day. i heard jayson muss was eating dog bisquits like it was nothing. hahahaha so much fun. i love you guys and will def be seeing you very soon. thanks so much for all of this. love, stunner
also im so glad were all on here together, never let this blahg die. talk show coming soon along with my greeting card business.
xo
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kev i love your sweet ass btw. i miss it when its not all exposed and next to me. thank you so much for the bday wish. miss you lots. thank you for letting me marry your smoking hot girlfriend.
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damn bitch you is hot
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